Times are tough, folks! Picture this: a quirky cult called the "Witnesses of the Illyich" has decided to set up shop in an old Moscow depot—because, you know, nothing says "spiritual enlightenment" like a rusty warehouse.

Their fearless leader, the infamous Bonch-Bruyevich, has dreams of giving Moscow a radioactive makeover and tossing the whole constitutional order out the window. Talk about ambitious!

Now, as the GRU Special Forces commander, you've been tasked with a mission that sounds like it was ripped right from a video game: clear out this underground circus and send those pesky criminals packing.

So, strap on your gear, soldier! It’s time to unleash your inner hero and lead your team through the mucky underbelly of the Old Metro. Who knows what you’ll find down there? Hidden treasure? A surprise party? Maybe a few rogue pigeons plotting a coup? Just remember to pick up some new weapons along the way—because what’s a dungeon crawl without a little armament shopping? Get ready for a wild ride!