Forget the epic quest, my friend! This game is all about turning your pixelated potato into a glamorous golden french fry! It kicked off looking like it was designed by a blindfolded raccoon on a bad day, but fear not! Your mission—should you choose to accept it—is to hoard gold like a dragon with a hoarding problem and sprinkle it everywhere like confetti! Just remember, while you're busy making everything shiny and pretty, don’t bother leveling up your fighting skills. Who needs to be a warrior when you can be a dazzling decoration? Let the monsters look at you in awe as you strut around with graphics that make your character look like a million bucks, even if your combat skills scream "please don't hurt me!"
Arrow key = move Space bar key = attack E = Special Mobile = Touch
