Buckle up, folks! It’s time for Steve’s wild and wacky adventure! Picture this: green monsters are popping up like bad dance moves at a wedding, and Steve’s on a mission to snag all the shiny obsidian pieces. Think of them as his bling! Once he collects enough, he’ll dash towards the big, scary black hole – it’s like the universe's version of a laundromat, but with worse reviews.

But wait! Before Steve gets sucked into the void, he needs to navigate a cave with a portal that’s probably just a fancy door to nowhere. Oh, and did we mention it’s hardcore mode? That means Steve’s got three lives, like a cat with a penchant for misadventure. If he bites the dust more than three times, it’s game over, folks! All his levels will vanish faster than your last slice of pizza, and he’ll have to start all over again. Good luck, Steve! May the odds be ever in your favor (and may the green monsters have terrible aim)!