Welcome to "Smash All These F*** Animals" – the only arcade game where your primary goal is to become the ultimate animal exterminator, one floppy-eared critter at a time! Picture this: a parade of adorable forest animals marching their way to the bottom of your screen like they own the place. But guess what? They don't! You've got three health points, which is basically your life force, so every time one of those furry little freeloaders makes it to the bottom, it's like a tiny woodland funeral for you.
All you have to do is tap on them like you're swatting flies at a picnic, and poof, they're outta here! Feeling fancy? Use your not-so-great spells that are more "oops!" than "abracadabra" to wipe out a whole gang of those fuzzy troublemakers in one glorious hit. Just remember, the only thing more dangerous than a rabid raccoon is a player who’s had one too many coffee breaks. Happy smashing!
Each level will bring new enemies that will get faster and faster and whose moves will become more and more unpredictable. Smash these small little bastards to a pulp and regain your dignity as a master of chaos and evil!