Welcome to the wacky world of Slope Ball, where we take “monster mash” to a whole new level! Picture this: a planet that’s gone from paradise to a monster buffet, thanks to our five furry (and scaly) friends: T-Rex Tyrannosaurus, who’s having a bad hair day; Giant Snake Titanoboa, who thinks he’s a slithering yoga instructor; Flying Monster Quetzalcoatlus, the sky diva who forgot her singing lessons; Ferocious Bear Megatherium, who’s just trying to get his five-star rating on Yelp; and the Shark Megalodon, who’s in a perpetual mid-life crisis.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it (and we hope you do because we need the laughs), is to guide your ball through a gauntlet of doom! Jump over obstacles like they’re your ex’s text messages and roll through portals that’ll change you into a disco ball, a potato, or maybe even a taco (who knows?!).

Remember, no matter what you look like—be it a glamorous unicorn or a confused vegetable—your goal is to reach the finish line and give those monsters the boot. So lace up those imaginary shoes and break a leg! Just not your own, okay?