So, picture this: our young businessman Perry, fresh off the bus and ready to seal the deal of a lifetime, decides to treat himself to a penthouse in the fanciest hotel in town. I mean, who wouldn’t want to close a deal while lounging in a hot tub? And hey, with that pesky war with the Confederacy finally wrapping up, he’s feeling pretty optimistic!

But just when Perry thinks he’s about to pop the champagne, the Confederates pull a fast one. In a move that could only be described as “hold my beer,” they launch a biological attack that’s more dramatic than his last Tinder date. Missiles fly, chaos reigns, and suddenly, everyone’s running around like chickens with their heads cut off—except now they’re also wearing top hats and carrying briefcases.

Perry’s just trying to figure out how to make his deal while dodging missiles and thinking, “This is not what I meant by a ‘high-stakes business environment!’”