War Hero. Killer. What Am I?

Well, it's not a riddle, folks, it's just me, back home in May 2013—six months after the latest war wrapped up like a poorly timed reality show finale. And let me tell you, the real battle began: nightmares! According to my doctor, PTSD is like a free gift that just keeps on giving to war veterans—thanks for the generosity, Doc!

So here I am, starring in my very own horror flick featuring terrifying flashbacks and nightmares that would make even Freddy Krueger reconsider his career. But wait, there's a twist! To escape this nightmare realm, I need to collect 12 clocks—because who doesn’t love a good scavenger hunt in the land of the disturbed?

And let's be real, anything that stands in my way is getting a one-way ticket to "Bye-Bye!" It’s time to take down my demons like a video game boss level gone rogue. So watch out, nightmares! I’m coming for you! But first, I must… WAKE UP! (Or maybe just hit snooze one more time. It’s exhausting being a war hero.)