Ahoy, Captain! It’s time to put on your fancy hat and defend the seven seas from the pesky invaders trying to crash your ocean party!

Steer your well-loved battleship (you know, the one with the dent from that one time you tried to parallel park it in a harbor?) through a flotilla of enemy ships. Think of it as a game of dodgeball, but with more explosions and fewer kids crying.

Blow those enemy battleships and planes out of the water like you’re at a really intense game of Whack-a-Mole, but with cannons instead of mallets. This is war, and it’s as messy as a toddler with a spaghetti dinner!

And don’t forget the nearby rocks—use them for cover! They may not have Wi-Fi, but at least they won’t judge your battle tactics.

When your War Machine mode is primed and ready, you’ll be shooting faster than your grandma at a bingo game! So grab your captain’s hat and let’s make some waves!