Welcome to the gloriously chaotic world of adulting, where the only thing more confusing than taxes is figuring out how to throw a party! Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to throw a bash so fabulous it makes a royal wedding look like a backyard barbecue.

Grab the sparkliest dresses that would make a disco ball jealous, heels so high they may require a safety harness, and accessories that scream "Look at me, I’m fabulous!" Once you’ve decked the girls out in their glitzy best, it’s time to unleash them onto the dance floor to groove like they’re auditioning for a reality show.

Let them dance like no one's watching (but secretly hope someone is for Instagram stories), and make sure they enjoy the evening—because if you can’t have fun while pretending to be a responsible adult, then what’s the point, right? Cheers to adulting! 🎉