Alright, my fellow gaming gladiators! Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to dodge everything that resembles an obstacle (because who needs a face full of wall, am I right?) and sprint toward your goal like a caffeinated squirrel! Just tap to change direction – it’s easier than trying to parallel park a spaceship! But beware, once your stamina hits zero, it’s game over, and you’ll be facepalming harder than someone who just realized they’ve been playing the wrong game for an hour.

Grab items like they’re going out of style to boost your score or refill that stamina meter like it’s a bottomless soda at a fast-food joint. And if you’re feeling particularly lucky, collect three shiny stars to activate Invincible Mode – because who doesn’t want to feel like a superhero for a brief, glorious moment?

Watch out for fish bones though; they’ll sap your stamina quicker than that one friend who only orders salad at a buffet! But hey, collect ten coins and poof! You’ve got diamonds that sparkle brighter than your future – at least for a short time. Now go forth, conquer those obstacles, and remember: if at first you don’t succeed, blame the fish bones!