Welcome to a world where all the naughty girls and good boys have been sent to their rooms for being too... well, you know, naughty and good! Some folks thought it was a bit too "sexist," so we decided to swap them out for square characters straight out of Minecraft's Lego box! Get ready for a sequel that’s sharper than a pencil in a math class, and just as angular as that weird cousin who can only dance in right angles.

In this pixelated paradise, you’ll hop and bop through worlds that look suspiciously like Mario's backyard after a wild party. With 5 weapons at your disposal (because who doesn’t need options for pixelated mayhem?) and 9 gaming worlds to explore, you’ll be entertained until your thumbs go numb! And if the game starts lagging like your grandma trying to figure out how to use her smartphone, just crank that quality down to "fastest" and watch it go faster than your dog chasing a squirrel!