Your girlfriend has been kidnapped! She's been MIA for a few days now, and the police are about as useful as a chocolate teapot. Looks like it’s time for you to don your superhero cape and play the role of "Dude Who Actually Does Something."

Then, just when you thought your life couldn't get any crazier, you receive a mysterious letter that reads: "I god her." Wait, what? Did you just win a heavenly game of Scrabble? Anyway, it goes on, "She is in the abandoned house on the outskirts of the city! Come rescue her if you have courage?"

Well, courage is one thing, but you’re really just hoping you don’t trip over a rusty nail or get scared by a raccoon on your way there. Grab your flashlight and your best “I’m here to save the day” face because it’s time to rescue your girlfriend and maybe score a solid story for future dates!