Welcome to the ultimate life simulator where your choices are as delightful as choosing between a salad or a dumpster dive for dinner!

Here’s the lowdown: you can either land a job (because who doesn’t love the sweet sound of a 9-to-5?) or take the scenic route and become a professional garbage diver. Fancy a place to crash? You can either invest in a cozy little shack or perfect the art of squatting like a champ. Just remember, time’s ticking, and aging is imminent—so you might want to snag a pint-sized successor from the nursery before you start knitting those sweaters!

HOW TO PLAY (or how to survive, really):

TO GET MONEY:
• Work your magic on computers, conduct questionable experiments in a lab, or pretend to be important in a CEO office.
• Channel your inner janitor and scrub the floor of every last detritus and unmentionable droppings.
• Become a treasure hunter and discover loose change on the ground—who knew sidewalks could be so generous?
• Buy buildings—because nothing says “I’m making it in life” like owning real estate that other players will use to pay your bills!
• Optional: unleash your inner villain and… well, let’s just say “deal” with the rich folks.

TO UPGRADE YOUR CHARACTER:
• Computer skills: Make those digits dance and watch your bank account grow!
• Broom skills: Sweep like a pro and earn that cash faster than you can say “Where’s my mop?”
• Negotiation skills: Become a master of the art of haggling; you’ll be the proud owner of a mansion in no time!
• Strength: Because sometimes you just need to flex those muscles.
• Speed: Run away from adulting faster!
• Bag: Increase your inventory, because who doesn’t want to carry around a small mountain of stuff?
• Research skills: Become the Indiana Jones of the garbage cans and find treasure among the trash!
• Mood/Food/Sleep/Toilet: Keep these gauges in check or risk turning into a cranky gremlin.

TO EAT:
• Grab a snack at the supermarket or take a culinary journey through the world of garbage cuisine.

TO SLEEP:
• Snuggle up in a bed at your fabulous squatting area or that quaint little house you bought.

TO HAVE FUN:
• Bust a move at the nightclub, because who needs a good night’s sleep when you can dance like no one’s watching?
• Go on a shopping spree—because even if you’re broke, you can still look fabulous!
• Pamper yourself at the hairdresser, or let’s be honest, just ask your friend to cut your hair.
• Indulge in candies and chocolate—because adulting is hard and you deserve a treat!
• And remember, cleaning is fun when you have a Broom skill of 3-5!

TO GO TO THE TOILET:
• Use the facilities at the nightclub, CEO office, your house, or if you’re really adventurous, the squatting area!

And when you’re old and gray, don’t forget to buy a baby (who knew parenting was a side hustle?!) for a cool grand! To keep your gauges full when you respawn, stock up on baby bottles, toys, and a cradle—because nothing says “I’m back in the game!” like a well-rested baby.