QUARANTINE OF NAZARETH: THE COMEDY EDITION

So picture this: it’s 2020, and Brazil is facing a pandemic so wild that even the Carnival dancers are thinking twice about their samba moves. Enter NAZARÉ, the feisty octogenarian who believes that the only thing scarier than COVID-19 is missing her bank’s free coffee day. This lady thinks the virus is just a sneeze away from being a harmless little flu, and she’s convinced her days as a former athlete mean she's immune—because who needs science when you’ve got a good pair of sneakers?

Meanwhile, we have WELLINGTON, her overly patient caregiver, who feels like he’s in a never-ending episode of "The Great Quarantine Debate." Every day is a new episode of "Will Nazare Leave the House Today?" as he tries to convince her that her trip to the bank can wait—after all, those interest rates aren’t going anywhere! Spoiler alert: the only thing he’s winning is the “Most Creative Excuses” award, while Nazare plots her escape like a seasoned jailbreaker. Will she stay in and binge-watch her favorite telenovelas, or will she don her best sweatpants and go full sprint to the ATM? Tune in next time for the thrilling continuation of "Quarantine of Nazareth!"