Mini is all set to snap a selfie and conquer the social media world, but plot twist: his phone has decided to take a permanent vacation! It’s so dirty it looks like it just survived a mud wrestling match. Time to whip out the cleaning supplies and scrub that bad boy clean! You’ll need to vacuum the dust bunnies, perform a button transplant on that stubborn broken button, and give the screen a polish that would make a car detailer weep with joy.

Now that Mini's phone is looking spiffy, we’ve got another crisis: the fashion emergency! What on earth should he wear? Let’s dive into his closet and throw together a wild assortment of hairstyles, accessories, and outfits. From a banana suit to a tuxedo, nothing is off-limits! And don't forget the facial expression—should he go for the classic “I just ate a lemon” or the “I’m about to win the internet”? With the right look, Mini’s selfie could break the internet—or at least make his grandma proud!