Ahoy matey! Get ready to set sail with Captain Nico, the pirate with more debt than a sailor has sea legs! This swashbuckling action-platformer will have you storming ten very grumpy cursed islands, tackling bosses who probably need a nap, and trying to win back his ship like it's an ex-girlfriend.

Collect 15 ridiculously wacky weapons that sound like a science experiment gone wrong (ice + shotgun? That’s a frosty surprise!) and craft contraptions from scrap that would make a raccoon jealous! Bridge-building and cannon-firing have never been this chaotic.

Uncover hidden treasures that even the IRS would be impressed by, recruit a crew who might just be more trouble than they're worth, and upgrade your ship in between voyages—because even a pirate needs to keep up with the latest trends! So grab your cutlass and prepare for the most absurd, debt-ridden adventure of your life! Arrr, just don’t forget to pay your bills!