Welcome to the hilariously terrifying Jeff The Killer Adventure! This time you have two options: join the Soldier Squad or embrace your inner nightmare as Jeff The Killer!

**Soldier Story:** Grab your gear, brave soldier! Your battlegroup has been sent to investigate an abandoned town, rumored to be the home of a killer who is definitely not a fan of housewarming parties. Your mission? Find 8 rusty knives that look like they belong in a horror museum and try not to trip over your own boots while doing it. Good luck! (You might need it!)

**Jeff The Killer Story:** Uh-oh, the soldiers are here! They're on my tail, and I’m not talking about a cute little puppy tail. Time to channel my inner horror movie star and fight back! Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to collect 8 hearts – not the romantic kind, mind you – to unlock the gateway to the Mystic Dimension. Because who wouldn’t want to escape into a dimension where the only thing scarier than me is... well, probably still me! Good luck! (And try not to scream too loud; it might attract the neighbors.)