Welcome to Idle Higher Ball, the pinball game that’s so chill, it makes a sloth look like it’s on a caffeine rush! Your mission, should you choose to accept it (and let’s be honest, you probably will because it’s way more fun than folding laundry), is to slide the rope like you’re trying to catch an elusive fish. But watch out! You’ve got to smash that glass above you like it owes you money!

The higher you bounce, the more points you score, which means you’ll be raking in points faster than a cat can knock things off a table! And remember, the final distance isn’t about how far you go, it’s about how far you can go without tripping over your own shoelaces. So, are you ready to bounce your way to glory? Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor—unless you’re up against a squirrel, in which case, you’re on your own!