Welcome to Sniper School: Rookie Edition! You’re a fresh-faced sniper with a rifle that’s probably more confused than you are. Your mission, should you choose to accept it (and you have no choice), is to embark on a hilarious journey of shooting things that probably deserve it!

Channel your inner calm as you pull the trigger—think zen garden, not a toddler with a sugar rush! Remember, every bullet is like a tiny, expensive investment; you want to make sure they’re not just flying off to join the circus. Aim to do maximum damage while looking cool and collecting those sweet, sweet “I totally nailed that” points.

So, gear up, steady that aim, and let’s see if you can turn from a wobbly rookie into a legendary sniper who can take out targets faster than your mom can say “dinner's ready!” Just remember: less is more, unless we're talking about pizza!