Ellie and her boyfriend have decided to spice things up with a romantic dinner on the beach—because nothing says love like sand in your shoes! They’ve transformed the sandy landscape into a scene that would make Cupid weep—complete with candles flickering like they’re trying to signal a plane, flowers that definitely didn’t get lost in a hurricane, and a dining table that’s probably just a towel draped over a cooler.

As they pop open some champagne (which they may or may not have practiced with a YouTube tutorial), they turn up the beach music—because nothing says ‘I love you’ like a ukulele cover of a pop song. They dive into a plate of juicy strawberries, which they pretend is a five-star gourmet meal, while stealing kisses that are more like headbutts because, you know, sand in the mouth.

And just when you think it can’t get any cheesier, there’s a surprise waiting for Ellie at the end of dinner! Could it be a diamond ring? A puppy? Or just a really nice seashell? Buckle up, because this dinner is about to get even more interesting!