If you’re itching for the weapon list and can’t sit still, here’s a little teaser for your trigger finger: for slicing and dicing, grab a machete – because nothing says “I love you” like a good old fashioned chop! When it comes to close encounters of the explosive kind, the shotgun reigns supreme – it’s like a party in your enemies’ faces! For those awkward middle-distance moments, the M242 and pistol are your best pals, because who doesn’t love a good awkward hug? And if you’re feeling fancy for long-distance relationships, the sniper rifle and rocket launcher are here to help you "aim" for the stars (or just blow them up)! But wait, there’s more! Don’t forget about zombie mode – it’s basically the gift that keeps on giving, because who doesn’t want to turn the undead into confetti? Use your arsenal wisely, or at least make it look cool while you blow stuff up!