Welcome to another episode of "What Not To Do with Baby Taylor!" Today, our pint-sized guru is going to dazzle us with some *ahem* "life skills" that even a raccoon might raise an eyebrow at. If you’re ready to embrace the chaos, come along for the ride!

First up, Taylor will demonstrate the fine art of putting clothes on... mostly the right way! Spoiler alert: one leg in, one leg out—fashion statement or toddler trend? Next, witness the dramatic flair of a picky eater. You’ll learn how to turn a simple meal into a high-stakes negotiation worthy of a reality TV show!

And don’t forget the classic “putting away toys and books” routine, where Taylor will show us how to expertly create a new type of abstract art on the floor! Oh, and let’s not skip the importance of handwashing—because who doesn’t love scrubbing like they’re trying to erase last year’s messy spaghetti dinner?

Finally, we'll tackle the elusive “routinely wash your face” skill. Spoiler: it might involve a lot of splashing and giggling! So, roll up your sleeves and join the hilarity as we attempt to master these *totally achievable* habits with the one and only Baby Taylor!