Get ready to hop, skip, and waddle your way to glory in the most outrageous Triple Jump event ever—featuring the fabulous Kiwi Kingdom! That’s right, you’ll be controlling a plucky little kiwi who’s determined to leap farther than your Aunt Edna at the family picnic.

When the game kicks off, our fruity friend will be patting its tiny feet on the field, and it’s your job to make it run like it’s late for a brunch date! Just alternate between the left and right arrow keys like you’re doing the cha-cha, then hit the up arrow when it’s time for the big jump. But hold onto that up arrow like it’s the last piece of pizza at a party! You’ll see a power gauge pop up – time to channel your inner Kiwi Ninja and aim for the perfect angle.

Once you release the up arrow, watch your kiwi launch into the air like it’s trying to escape the salad bowl! The distance will flash across the screen, and the referee (who may or may not be a disgruntled cabbage) will check the camera to see if your jump was as clean as a freshly polished kiwi. If you’ve jumped like a champ, a white flag will go up! But if you’ve crossed that takeoff line like a clumsy toddler, you’ll be seeing a red flag and your dreams of jumping glory will hit the sand pit like a soggy bread roll.

Don’t worry, though—our little feathered athlete will get back on the field for its remaining attempts because quitting is not in a kiwi’s vocabulary! Keep an eye on the top right corner for the best distance. After three shaky (or sensational) jumps, if your kiwi has impressed the judges enough, it’ll strut away with a shiny medal and a whole lot of bragging rights! Can you lead this little green dynamo to a victory that’ll have the kiwi kingdom singing your praises? Game on! 🥝🏅