Welcome to the land of “Wait, what year is it?” where you’re armed with data fresher than last week’s leftovers, specifically up to October 2023! Get ready for a short interactive story that’s more exciting than finding an extra fry at the bottom of the bag! Gear up with the most ridiculous equipment imaginable—like a rubber chicken sword and a shield made of pizza!

Then, off you go to battle a dragon that’s probably just cranky because it skipped breakfast. After you’ve bravely (or not-so-bravely) defeated the fire-breathing lizard, you’ll have a delightful chat with a princess who’s definitely not in another castle. She might even ask you to rescue her, but first, she needs to know if you’ve heard the latest gossip about the royal court. Epic adventure? More like epic giggle fest! Let’s get this hilarity rolling!