Attention, ranchers! The wormhole to Weirdsville has swung wide open, and guess what? The critters from the other side have decided to crash your BBQ! Time to put on your cowboy hat, grab your lasso, and defend your turf from these uninvited party crashers.

Get your creative juices flowing and whip up some turrets that shoot corn instead of bullets—because who doesn’t want to fend off aliens with a side of buttery popcorn? Build barricades out of hay bales, because if they can’t see through the straw, they might just assume it’s a cozy Airbnb.

Set traps that will leave them scratching their heads in confusion, like a giant whoopee cushion or a pie in the face—because nothing says “get off my property” like a good old-fashioned pratfall! And if all else fails, just call for backup! Your cousin Bob with the mullet and a penchant for karaoke might just scare them off with his rendition of “Achy Breaky Heart.”

So gear up, partner! It’s time to show those interdimensional intruders that your ranch isn’t a free-for-all buffet! Yeehaw!