Welcome to the simplest game on the planet! Seriously, you only need one finger to play, so put your other nine to rest—don't worry, they’ll survive this ordeal. Your mission? Well, it’s a friendly little task: just go ahead and *annihilate everything in sight*! No pressure!

I’ve been toiling away on this masterpiece for what feels like an eternity (or at least until my coffee ran out), and I’m convinced you’re going to adore it. My kids are obsessed, but let’s be real—they’d sell their stuffed animals for an extra hour on the iPad, so take that with a grain of salt!

I need you brave souls to give this game a whirl and let me know what you think, because I’m scheming up Galactic Safari 2: The Return, and it’s going to be even more epic! Spoiler alert: it might involve time travel, aliens, and a snack bar.

Oh, and did I mention I did everything myself? Yep, that’s right! From the music that’s probably stuck in your head to the art that my cat helped with (she's got a flair for the dramatic), this is 100% DIY—just like that time I tried to bake a cake and ended up with a pancake. Let the gaming begin!