Welcome to the Scary Granny House game, where your mission—should you choose to accept it—is to tiptoe through the creaky, haunted halls of a grandma who definitely forgot to take her meds!
Once upon a time, in a world where chivalry was alive and well (but probably should’ve checked its insurance), the last Knight is on a mission to battle monsters that make your ex look like a cuddly teddy bear.
Once upon a time, in a kingdom not so far away (you could probably throw a really good frisbee and hit it), a royal member named Sir Fumblefoot the Clumsy decided it was time for an adventure.